The Urban Shoguns

onlyonekenobi:

i am a lover. but underneath that i’m a hater. and then underneath that i’m a lover again

nerf-cat:

nerf-cat:

zai-n-sandysky:

eggh:

vinnybox:

l4byr1nthz1:

artastic-foe:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

zzoupz:

transgendercyborg:

pyrobchilling:

Oh shit I just realized I can post the “Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You” here

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his friend “Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You”

Their long suffering associate, the “Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)”

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Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

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dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

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may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

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How about a glitch witch?

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lol get bloomed idiot

SO AWESOME

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Adding Saturation Sorcerer oversaturating the everloving hell out of you ~

@reynardart

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I’d like to add Skewsgar the dimension-mage, he can skew you dimensionally.

@thisusernameisridiculous

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Everyone say hi to the Ripple Witch (the witch who ripples you)!

@ doomsdayartificer

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Fill Bucket Goblin that changes your color

@ theshyestofberris

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the chrome bot that chromes you

@ flocksis

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Sorcerer who crystalizes u in the liquify tool or whatever

@ the-lost-kids

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hi I just wanna add the fill tool enchanter who spills over to the entire canvas around you

@ frosteee-variation

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Late to the party is Noise Magician who fills you with noise.

@ thebubble-mancer

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might i contribute the Artifact Archmage, who just jpegs the shit out of you

@ literally-a-cardboard-box

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Beware the Transformation Mage, they will squash and stretch and transform you

@ thatdicegoblin

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halftone sorcerer that halftones you

@ bardically-uninspired

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Invert your colours just because

@ nickpeppermint

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Ware, they encounter the Necromancer of Add Noise, who thinks if a little is good, a lot is better

@ toweronatower

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oh look its zooming frosted glass bard that zooming frosted glasses you

@ sadwetbeast

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Adding on the apprentice wizard that absolutely fucking ruins you, but it’s trying its best!! ^_^

@ crimsontwilight53

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Jim the Distortimancer hits you with a beam of Tile Reflection

@ armchair-factotum

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Frosted Glass (normal) be apon ye.

@ laptoparmageddon

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dont forget the Druid of Distortion that centers your axis and twirls you

@ melon-official

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TURBULENT DISPLACEMENT SQUIZARD

@ galladegamer


honoreble mention to @ thec00lersnail who i couldnt copy paste correctly :/

giganticbuddha:

A proposal… cdi-i dark souls

totallyhalf-assed:

All you see is crime in the city.

littleguysdaily:

feralho3:

Please don’t kill

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patheticwoman:

literally believe that if all the shows in the entire world fought like they physically got up and started fighting nichijou would win. it has the most physical power out of any tv program

^this is what i mean

rattlegore:

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look at my arm right there, cuno. see that? i got that when i was eighteen years old, and i’ll tell you something i regret it ‘cause this tattoo don’t come off. i have a tattoo of a frittte bag because i loved buying booze there. so i get the bag, and i go in there, and i’m a little drunk and i said gimme that bag from that pharmacy i love that pharmacy. now i have a bag, a frittte bag, on my arm cuno. don’t get a tattoo. that’s what i’m telling you. raise locusts. cuno take a look at my chest. no i’m serious look at that. you know what that is right there? thats the FALN logo. i got that tattooed on my chest. i am an idiot. i got trademark products all over my body, it’s like going to the doomed commercial district, because i was drunk one night. don’t live like me, alright? now you go out there and throw rocks